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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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