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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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