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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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