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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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