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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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