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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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