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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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