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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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