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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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