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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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