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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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