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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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