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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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