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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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