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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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