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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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