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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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