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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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