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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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