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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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