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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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