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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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