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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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