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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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