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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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