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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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