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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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