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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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