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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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