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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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