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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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