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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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