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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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