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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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