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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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