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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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