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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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