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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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