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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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