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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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