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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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