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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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