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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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