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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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