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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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