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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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