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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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