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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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