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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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