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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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