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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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