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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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